When people hear I have three kids ages four and under people often think I am crazy and that my life must be pure insanity. I actually do not think it is that bad. At least it has not kept me from wanting to add to our family in the near future. Well, this past Friday I think it all caught up with me.
I took the two youngest boys in for their regular check-ups with the pediatrician. I thought I was such a smart mommy to have scheduled their checkups together so that I wouldn't have to pay two co-payments. Well, not only did I still have to dish out two co-payments, I also lived my most embarrassing moment to date.
So we go into the office and I am trying to get Ikaika to get on the scale and get his height measured. He is not cooperating and Kekoa is trying to be a good big brother and encourage him. Sepa is screaming from time to time as the "strange-to-him" nurse tries to get his measurements. I am starting to feel like things are crazy with the three little ones, but still tried to look cool. The nurse plots their measurements on the growth cart to give me their percentiles. She then asks me how old Ikaika is again. So I tell her. Ikaika turned 18 months in December. Then she asks when his birthday is and I say June 12th. "2006?" "Yes." "Well that makes him two and a half, not 18 months." I then realized I was bringing in Ikaika for his 18 month check-up and Sepa for his year check up. How could I have thought Ikaika was 18 months? I was so embarassed and laughed thinking how it is not even physically possible for them to be 6 months apart. The nurse was done and left to get the doctor and I laughed so hard I just about cried. All that madness and I didn't even need to bring Ikaika in. Anyway. Maybe not that crazy sounding - I guess you had to have been there - or have been me.
It was Ikaika being off the charts that gave the nurse the idea that something wasn't right. I guess that is the only time Ikaika will be on the up end of the charts. Funny, crazy, but I promise I am a sane mother most of the time.